Wednesday, December 11, 2013

MY CHEF BROCKETT APRON

Owen's funny and cute comments (Round 2):

"That's Chef Brockett on your shirt mama!"

"Hello Henry, I am so glad to see you!"

(looks around) "I made a big mess in here."

"A dead fish was in my pants."

"I am going to start up my crane, but don't worry about it!"

"My buns are very thirsty."

"Emery (Owen's cousin) is going to the store, she is going to buy chocolate and syrup."

"Look at that steam!  I think that steam is from my house. That is kinda weird."

"I played with chainsaws when I was a little boy"

"Grasshopper really really loves tractors!"

"My pinky toe wants to watch Curious George."

"Can I sit on the chair and think about the kitty?"

"Don't tickle my tractor!"

"I live in fields."

Owen:"What's that sound mom?"  (Owen asks while we are eating our lunch)
Mom: "I don't hear anything.  What do you hear?!
Owen:  (makes hissing sound)
Mom:  "I don't hear that sound
Owen: "Ooooooh, that's just my friend snake inside."
Mom: (lifts feet off floor and quickly scans the kitchen floor to be sure there was no snake inside.)

"I think the snow got all over the houses!"

"Can I go on a walk with birdie?"

"Henry needs me right now, he is getting a little fussy!"

"Mom, can I tell Henry about the excavator?"

"I want to marry you dad!"

"The clock says it's milk time!"

"Cheese comes from mice!"

"I want my bath empty with water and bubbles."

"Don't call dad, he's staying at the meeting."


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